People often assume adventures should be told by the person who had them.
They are mistaken.
I am Fern Bridgeton, a cocker spaniel of sound judgement and considerable experience of Spencer Bridgeton.
Spencer has a gift for wandering into interesting situations without quite noticing what is happening.
Fortunately, he rarely walks alone.
We saw what really happened.
You may occasionally feel that Spencer missed the point.
He usually did.
— Fern Bridgeton
